When you grow up as the child of a nurse, you go into the world armed with a lot of information that is useful, petrifying, and some of it fun at parties.
Nurses tend to diagnose everyone and share the findings at Thanksgiving dinner, when they meet your prom date, and with other parents on the bleachers at baseball games. If two or more of them are together you can pretty much leave them alone for hours as they share war stories. The favorite refrain being, “Does this bother you.? Guess I don’t think anything of it.”
She’d leave the house for a double shift with chores written in shorthand and with the understanding that if she didn’t work, we didn’t eat. So if I’m sick, I BETTER be sick.
Being a kid with asthma stinks, but has its advantages. If you don’t want to do something anymore you just say you cant breath and you sort of get a pass. However, the 2 or 4 am rushes to Broward General weren’t as fun. The drug of choice, which has since been banned, was Primatene Mist. When that didn’t work and mom needed a solution at 2 am, she first reached for pepper. I’d sniff it and start sneezing like crazy. This would probably get a call from DCF now, but the simple solution was to sneeze a lot, clear my head, calm down, and breathe again.
When you are a kid with asthma, you grow up to be an adult that doesn’t take breaths for granted. You try and fail and learn and succeed but thinking it to death is like having pepper when you cant breath and waiting for clinical trials on a wonder drug.
Years later I had “outgrown” asthma. Travelling in Arizona at 2 am something hit me though. Something in the environment that shot my eyes wide open and took me back 25 years. Desperate for air, no inhaler in site. My back hurt from the gasping. Emergency room in a foreign city, deep Tony Robbins cleansing breathes, or get downstairs and find some pepper.
I walked toward the door and looked to the counter. You would have thought that I was Scarface as I poured the 2 small packets out and went all Martin Short in Inner space to sneeze (good luck ever tying those two movies together again)
Firms spend a lot of money on people that “know more” and promise solutions. Is your firm gasping for air? Maybe the attorney that you had in mind to take over just left. Your growth is based on bringing on more people with revenue. Trim a group. It’s all ways to catch your breath.
Sometimes desperation seeks the simple solution, and knowing the symptoms makes it easier to find the cure.
Does your practice need a miracle cure or do you just need to catch your breath?
Let me pass you the pepper..
Andrew Wilcox at (850) 629-9073, or Andrew@Wilcox-legal.com